“I’ve seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.” Muhammad Ali Boxing Legend ‘I’d like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.’ Mark Draper Aston Villa Footballer Golf and sex are the only things you can delight in without being excellent at them! Jimmy Demaret Hall of Fame Golfer “Sure there have been injuries and deaths ...
A WASHINGTON POST columnist runs a column each summer listing fascinating WOMEN’S T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach. 1. I CHILD PROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN. 2. (On the front) 60 IS NOT ANCIENT. (On the back) IF YOU’RE A TREE. 3. AT MY AGE, “GETTING LUCKY” MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE ...
A computer was something on TV from a science-fiction show of note. A window was something you despised to clean And ram was the cousin of a goat Meg was the name of my girlfriend. And gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really mega bytes. An application was for ...
“A baby is a blank check made payable to the human race.” Barbara Christine Seifert “Making the choice to have a child–It’s momentous. It is to choose forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.” ~ Elizabeth Stone “Parenthood: The state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage.” ~ Marcelene ...
“You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.” Bill Peterson Football Coach at Florida State I spent 90%of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted! George Best Champion English Football Player “And he’s lost both right front tires.” James Allen “The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23!” Kevin Keegan English Football Player When questioned why ...
“And here’s Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year ancient Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.” (David Coleman) “Its a fantastic advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs” (David Coleman) “We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.” (Murray Walker) After playing Cameroon in ...
“If you even dreamof beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.” Muhammad Ali Boxing Fantastic Reporter: Shaquille, did you visit the Parthenon during your visit to Greece? “I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs that we went to.” Shaquille O’Neal Basketball Player “Frazier is so hideous he should donate his face to ...