Funny Sport Quotes 2
“If you even dreamof beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.”
Muhammad Ali
Boxing Fantastic
Reporter: Shaquille, did you visit the Parthenon during your visit to Greece?
“I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs that we went to.”
Shaquille O’Neal
Basketball Player
“Frazier is so hideous he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.”
Muhammad Ali
Boxing Fantastic
“They called it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.”
Walter Hagen
British Open Golf Champion
‘Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air even longer.’
David Acfield
Football Player
“Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level.
Well, he’s the only manager I’ve really had at this level.
But he’s the best manager I’ve ever had”
David Beckham
English Soccer Player
“It was the fastest-ever swim over that distance on American soil.”
Greg Phillips
Portsmouth News
“It’s incredible how, in this part of the world, history has been part of its past.”
David Duffy
Eurosport
When questioned on the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and
living in a foreign country:
“It was like being in a foreign country.”
Ian Rush
Former Liverpool Footballer
“The underdogs will start favourites for this match”
Anthony Hudson
Australian Football Commentator
‘Bill Frindal has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator.’
John Arlott
Cricket Commentator
“Germany are a very hard team to play…they had 11 Internationals out there today”
Steve Lomas
West Ham United
‘They’ve picked their heads up off the
ground and they now have a
lot to carry on their shoulders.’
Ron Atkinson
Football Pundit
“If you were in the Brondby dressing room
right now, which of the Liverpool players
would you be looking at?”
Ray Stubbs
BBC Sports
‘Chile have three options – they
could win or they could lose.’
Kevin Keegan
Football Player
‘I came to Nantes two years ago and it’s much the
same today,
except that it’s completely different.’
Kevin Keegan
Football Player
‘Street hockey is fantastic for kids. It’s energetic,
competitive, and
skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street.’
Radio 1 Newsbeat
“England has the best fans in the world and Scotland’s fans are second-to-none.”
Kevin Keegan
Football Player
Shelby Metcalf, the basketball coach at Texas A&M recalling what he told
one of his players who received four F’s and one D on a report card:
“Son, looks to me like you’re spending
too much time on one subject.”
Shelby Metcalf
Basketball Coach
We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees!
Jason Kidd
American Basketball Player
“Michael Chang has all the fire and passion of a
public service announcement, so much so that he
makes Pete Sampras appear fascinating.”
Alex Ramsey
‘If history repeats itself, I should reckon
we can expect the same thing again.’
Terry Venables
Former England Football Team Manager
‘I’ve never had major knee surgery on
any other part of my body.’
Winston Bennett
Basketball Player
‘What will you do when you leave football Jack?
Will you stay in football?’
Stuart Hall
Radio
“Ian Mackie is here to prove his
back injury is behind him.”
Spar Athletics Commentator
‘Batistuta is very excellent at
pulling off defenders.’
Kevin Keegan
Football Player
“Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and
occasionally on the left side” – when questioned if he
thought that he was a volatile player.
David Beckham
English Football Player
“Nobody in football should be called a genius.
A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
Joe Theismann
NFL Football Player and T.V. Commentator
‘Her legs are kept tightly together,
She’s giving nothing away.’
Anon.
Gymnastics T.V. Commentator
‘Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year ancient Kenyan,
who turned 20 a few weeks ago.’
David Coleman
Olympic Games Commentator
‘There goes Juantorena down the back straight,
opening his legs and showing his class.’
David Coleman
Olympic Games Commentator
“We didn’t underestimate them.
They were a lot better than we thought.”
Bobby Robson
Football Manager
“…… and Ray Illingworth is relieving
himself in front of the pavilion.”
John Arlott
Cricket Commentator
“Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come
up behind and give him one really hard.”
Ron Atkinson
Football Pundit
‘I wouldn’t be surprised if this game
went all the way to the end.’
Ian St John
TV Presenter
This was Chicago Cub’s outfielder Andre Dawson’s response when being
questioned about being a role model:
“I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me.
I want all the kids to copulate me.”
“You guys line up alphabetically by height.”
Bill Peterson
Florida State Football Coach
‘Adams is stretching himself, looking for Seaman.’
Brian Moore
‘The swimmers are swimming
out of their socks.’
Sharon Davies
BBC Commentator
“If one synchronised swimmer drowns,
do all the rest have to drown too?”
StevenWright
Comedian
“You watch the pit lane
while I stop the start watch…”
MurrayWalker
Motor Sport Commentator
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