“If you even dreamof beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.”
Muhammad Ali
Boxing Fantastic

Reporter:  Shaquille, did you visit the Parthenon during your visit to Greece?
“I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs that we went to.”
Shaquille O’Neal
Basketball Player

“Frazier is so hideous he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.”
Muhammad Ali
Boxing Fantastic

“They called it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.”
Walter Hagen
British Open Golf Champion

‘Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air even longer.’
David Acfield
Football Player

“Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level.
Well, he’s the only manager I’ve really had at this level.
But he’s the best manager I’ve ever had”
David Beckham
English Soccer Player

“It was the fastest-ever swim over that distance on American soil.”
Greg Phillips
Portsmouth News
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“I’ve seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.”
Muhammad Ali
Boxing Legend

‘I’d like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.’
Mark Draper
Aston Villa Footballer

Golf and sex are the only things you can delight in without being excellent at them!
Jimmy Demaret
Hall of Fame Golfer

“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing- but none of them serious.”
Alan Minter
Boxer

“Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball.”
Ian St John
Football Player

“Statistics are like miniskirts:
They give you excellent thoughts but hide the vital things”
Ebbe Skovdahl
Danish Football Manager

“When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1″
Lawrie McMenemy
Manager of Southampton Football Club

Dennis Pennis questions boxer Chris Eubank the following question during an interview:
‘Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?’
Chris Eubank: ‘On what?’

“Is the Pope Catholic. No I’m serious, is he? I really need
to know” – when questioned if he might be moving to AS Roma
David Beckham
English Soccer Player

“Now you see me, now you don’t.
George thinks he will, but I know he won’t!”
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“You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.”
Bill Peterson
Football Coach at Florida State

I spent 90%of my money on women and drink.
The rest I wasted!
George Best
Champion English Football Player

“And he’s lost both right front tires.”
James Allen

“The Germans only have one player under 22,
and he’s 23!”
Kevin Keegan
English Football Player

When questioned why he keeps a color photo of himself just above his locker:
Chicago Blackhawks Hockey Star Stu Grimson said:
“That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes.”

Zero – zero is a huge score!
Ron Atkinson
Football Pundit

“This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria… I saw her
snatch this morning and it was incredible.”
Pat Glenn
Sports Commentator (weightlifting)
Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.
Brian Moore

He’s usually a excellent puller – but he couldn’t
get it up that time.
Ritchie Benaud
Australian Cricket Commentator
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“A baby is a blank check made payable to the human race.” Barbara Christine Seifert

“Making the choice to have a child–It’s momentous. It is to choose forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.” ~ Elizabeth Stone

“Parenthood: The state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage.” ~ Marcelene Cox

“Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories.” ~ John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester

“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” ~ Franklin P. Jones

“A baby’s an inestimable blessing and bother.” ~ Mark Twain

“Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.” ~ Ed Asner

“A three year ancient child is a being who gets nearly as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.” ~ Bill Vaughan

“If your baby’s “gorgeous and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,” you’re the grandma.” ~ Theresa Bloomingdale

“People who say they sleep like babies usually don’t have them.” ~ Leo J. Burke

“Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home.” ~ Bill Cosby quote

“A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.” ~ Ronald Knox quote

“There are only two things a child will share willingly – communicable diseases and his mother’s age.” ~ ~Dr. Benjamin Spock quote

“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.” ~ Kin Hubbard quote

“A man likes his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.” ~ Irish Proverb

“The toughest job facing kids today is learning excellent manners without seeing any.” ~ Fred Astaire

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