“I’ve seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.” Muhammad Ali Boxing Legend ‘I’d like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.’ Mark Draper Aston Villa Footballer Golf and sex are the only things you can delight in without being excellent at them! Jimmy Demaret Hall of Fame Golfer “Sure there have been injuries and deaths ...
“A baby is a blank check made payable to the human race.” Barbara Christine Seifert “Making the choice to have a child–It’s momentous. It is to choose forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.” ~ Elizabeth Stone “Parenthood: The state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage.” ~ Marcelene ...
“You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.” Bill Peterson Football Coach at Florida State I spent 90%of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted! George Best Champion English Football Player “And he’s lost both right front tires.” James Allen “The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23!” Kevin Keegan English Football Player When questioned why ...
“If you even dreamof beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.” Muhammad Ali Boxing Fantastic Reporter: Shaquille, did you visit the Parthenon during your visit to Greece? “I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs that we went to.” Shaquille O’Neal Basketball Player “Frazier is so hideous he should donate his face to ...